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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
world." Quasimodo (the huntchback of Noter Dame) said, "I absolutely
have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
looking deliriously happy. "It'* official, I AM the most beautiful girl
in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
world." Quasimodo (the huntchback of Noter Dame) said, "I absolutely
have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
looking deliriously happy. "It'* official, I AM the most beautiful girl
in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
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