Brief safe
 

I'm pretty sure I'm glad the pic is to small to read. :lol:

Yeah, I figured you smart people here could get the gist of it. ;)

http://www.shomer-tec.com/images/sit...es/tbs_med.jpg

"The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 65."
http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/produ...2BE5BED6A1828B

The options shown on page 65 is the following:
http://www.shomer-tec.com/images/sit...s/si14_med.jpg
"These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP."
http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/produ...973433A823ADDB
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This thread is heading dow the crapper!!!! :lol:

ERRRRRRR........................

That would definately deter me :puke:

Looks like something that you would find in a Spencers :D