Best worst country song titles
Best Worst Country-Western Songs
Yes, these are real. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me All My Exes Live in Texas Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill Peel Me a Nanner I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed You're A Cross I Can't Bear At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me) I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet? Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show? You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning) I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love Mama, Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) Heaven's Just A Sin Away She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart She Feels Like A New Man Tonight I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There) Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue Touch Me With More Than Your Hands The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me" Do You Love As Good As You Look I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time? When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town) Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone Don't Chop Any Wood, Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line Bubba Shot the Jukebox I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me. There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out |
Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill But I don't see "burn down the trailer park" on that list |
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