Ponder This…..

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message “one slice”? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
10. If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try it like your wife told you to do it?
11. Statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’* you.

#1....hah yup

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1. Yes, i'm sure Andrews place was spic and span after tuesday
2. Because it went down the drain...
4. Usually mom will put food in it.
6. If you can get a technique, you can be quicker later?
7. You're trying the wrong end.
8. Closed but not sealed... Heat has to escape somehow.
9. Cause all women are.... ( )

Ohhh...you are in so much trouble unless you care to finish that sentence with something nice then the implied.

Just try and catch me Miss 4 Banger .

Just try and catch me Miss 4 Banger.


I'll get him.... I'm close to his hiding spot...... anymore outta him and it'* going to look sumtin like this:

Thanks Debin. I appreciate it.
And you Zias, you're just trying to get in trouble, aren't you? I may be missing a couple cylinders but its all about this skill of the driver, so I'm not worried-I'll gettcha.

answers
1)most computer geeks still live w/ their parents while mothers clean the house
2)The tube is not "cultraly diverse"
3)when ever the tv is not working
4)Things can and do magicaly appear in fridges
5) some idiots relized they wanted toasted bread AFTER they make a sandwich
6) "if you don't suceed try try again"
7) the company that makes the bags want to torment people for fun
No one else will shut the light off so they take matters in their own hands
9)fater in laws can't bust shoes like a good old mother in law
10) Some people are single
11)What if all my friends are crazy?

oh, oooohhhhh,

i can FEEL the LOVE!