how to make barney rock
#1
how to make barney rock
step 1: spraypaint him black
step 2: sharpen his nails.
step 3: put him on a strick no-carb diet
step 4 (after he'* lost 60 pounds): put him on a strict rare red-meat only diet.
step 5: teach him to hunt in the wild, thereby weening him from the crappy food he'* being fed at the zoo.
step 6: put him on a no-food diet.
step 7 (after a week of no-food): release him at an elementary school playground.
for those about to rock . . . we salute you.
step 2: sharpen his nails.
step 3: put him on a strick no-carb diet
step 4 (after he'* lost 60 pounds): put him on a strict rare red-meat only diet.
step 5: teach him to hunt in the wild, thereby weening him from the crappy food he'* being fed at the zoo.
step 6: put him on a no-food diet.
step 7 (after a week of no-food): release him at an elementary school playground.
for those about to rock . . . we salute you.
#2
by popular demand, the following instructions are how to make a barney rock:
step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)
step 2: put him in a pit
step 3: cover him with concrete.
you now have your very own barney rock.
step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)
step 2: put him in a pit
step 3: cover him with concrete.
you now have your very own barney rock.
#3
Originally Posted by jwakamud
by popular demand, the following instructions are how to make a barney rock:
step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)
step 2: put him in a pit
step 3: cover him with concrete.
you now have your very own barney rock.
step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)
step 2: put him in a pit
step 3: cover him with concrete.
you now have your very own barney rock.
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