What can I say, I was going to modle my car after it so mine will be fast.

Is your car as capable of being fast & furious, key word furious, as a 91 Honda?

Ya, I think I can get my car to do that, but I need that spoiler.

You can have the spoiler, but I'm keeping the FLAMES!!!

No way man, flames are known the world over as making your car go even faster.

I just threw up..............Every imaginable wrong thing to do to a car rolled into one package. Only thing sadder than that is there really is Car Shows that give out awards for such tragedies. I say we buy it, take it to a Biker Bar and charge $50 a whack w/ a sledgehammer. 20 whacks and it's paid for.

BTW I texted that number and told him what an ASSCLOWN he is. All should follow my lead.

Should go there and buy it, then set it on fire and leave it there.

Venonm, that's hilarious! Just don't hint at my involvement because I want to go there & come back in one piece, no FLAMES!!! And hey, this is the epitome of ricing. Comedians make jokes about how kids went to see the F&F movie and probably all of them thought they had fast cars on the way back from the theater. But here's a guy who really took it to heart. He's gone the few extra miles and has even named his CL sale after the enterprise. For someone who just can't do better, he's really done the best he can. Yes, there's failure all over the thing, but it's kind of admirable in a sick and disgusting way. Now, off I go to text to him that he's an assclown via other telephone numbers.

Uh oh... He just received way too many texts calling him an assclown, and he gave up on our rendezvous. He got fairly suspicious and just canceled the whole thing. I can still go see the car, but I need to be a prospective buyer with $5000 cash in hand. Can someone loan me the amount? I promise not to buy it!

This is too bad. I really went overboard asking others to send him texts telling him he's an assclown. I'll try to keep the truth in check the next time a car like this comes around. I hope those bowling trophies get sold with the car in case it moves on but is sold off again soon after. Then I could go see it and take some good pictures.

Poor guy, he tried so hard.