SIGNS IT'S TIME TO ABANDON YOUR SPACE STATION
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SIGNS IT'* TIME TO ABANDON YOUR SPACE STATION
The Top 22 Signs It'* Time to Abandon Your Space Station
22. Breakfast, lunch & dinner, every day-Van DeCamp'* Pork and Beans in a tube.
21. Ship'* computer calmly says, "I don't know what air leak you're talking about, Comrade Dave."
20. Space station'* warranty expired 3,834,621 miles ago.
19. The damage is repairable, but ever since the collision, "Comrade Wussky" has been shrieking nonstop.
18 . Tang and Stoli screwdrivers have lost their kick.
17. After several days of low oxygen, you're starting to give serious consideration to Cosmonaut Andrei'* offer to join the "Hundred Mile High" club.
16. That last little collision not only set off the emergency warning, it ruined the last of your clean boxer shorts.
15. The link to the "O" drive is severed.
14. Space walk reveals giant Yugo logo on outer hull.
13. Russian cosmonauts to be replaced with Richard Simmons and Gilbert Gottfried.
12. Robot keeps flailing its arms about and crying, "Danger, danger! Will Robinson!"
11. Antenna mishap locks TV on The Nashville Network.
10. After three labor intensive weeks, you still can't get the damn left turn signal to go off.
9. Mission commander shaves head, starts saying "make it so" every couple of hours.
8 . Mission Control is dialing the Microsoft help desk.
7. Those damn Heaven'* Gater'* won't stop ringing the doorbell.
6. James T. Kirk just beamed aboard and he looks really pissed about something.
5. Remaining living space is being rapidly consumed by free America On-Line diskettes.
4. Cosmonaut goes for spacewalk with 20-pound sledgehammer to "fix that damned oxygen tank once and for all."
3. Old ladies swatting at you with rakes from their roof tops.
2. It'* down to just you and Sigourney Weaver.
...and the Number One Sign It'* Time to Abandon Your Space Station...
1. You just used the last of the duct tape.
22. Breakfast, lunch & dinner, every day-Van DeCamp'* Pork and Beans in a tube.
21. Ship'* computer calmly says, "I don't know what air leak you're talking about, Comrade Dave."
20. Space station'* warranty expired 3,834,621 miles ago.
19. The damage is repairable, but ever since the collision, "Comrade Wussky" has been shrieking nonstop.
18 . Tang and Stoli screwdrivers have lost their kick.
17. After several days of low oxygen, you're starting to give serious consideration to Cosmonaut Andrei'* offer to join the "Hundred Mile High" club.
16. That last little collision not only set off the emergency warning, it ruined the last of your clean boxer shorts.
15. The link to the "O" drive is severed.
14. Space walk reveals giant Yugo logo on outer hull.
13. Russian cosmonauts to be replaced with Richard Simmons and Gilbert Gottfried.
12. Robot keeps flailing its arms about and crying, "Danger, danger! Will Robinson!"
11. Antenna mishap locks TV on The Nashville Network.
10. After three labor intensive weeks, you still can't get the damn left turn signal to go off.
9. Mission commander shaves head, starts saying "make it so" every couple of hours.
8 . Mission Control is dialing the Microsoft help desk.
7. Those damn Heaven'* Gater'* won't stop ringing the doorbell.
6. James T. Kirk just beamed aboard and he looks really pissed about something.
5. Remaining living space is being rapidly consumed by free America On-Line diskettes.
4. Cosmonaut goes for spacewalk with 20-pound sledgehammer to "fix that damned oxygen tank once and for all."
3. Old ladies swatting at you with rakes from their roof tops.
2. It'* down to just you and Sigourney Weaver.
...and the Number One Sign It'* Time to Abandon Your Space Station...
1. You just used the last of the duct tape.
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