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its840 08-29-2006 12:57 AM

this is for all you NEW college students....its true too!!!!
50 Things Admissions Never Told You About College
1. Quarters are gold.
2. Two meals per day is the standard.
3. Road trip whenever possible.
4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
9. E-mail becomes your second language.
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
11. You never realized that so many people were smarter than you.
12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The Simpsons verbatim.
14. Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo.
15. Disney movies are more than just classics.
16. You will never rent more movies in your life.
17. No one is too old for video games.
18. Procrastination is an art form.
19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot.
20. Thanks to Aimster/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus, you will never listen to one of your CDs ever again.
21. It never sucked so much to get sick. (Thursday, Friday and Saturdays)
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
23. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
27. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
29. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity in the dining halls is key...
33. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!
34. If it's snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is for food or alcohol.
35. Dishes smell after days of piling up.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39. New additions to food groups: beer, ramen, and pizza.
40. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature.
41. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM= Another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
44. If they say you can't have it in your dorm, they are just kidding.
45. You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion.
46. Those ugly cinder blocks are not sound proof.
47. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
48. Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won't smile back. Get used to it.
49. You are never alone!
50. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

harofreak00 08-29-2006 01:00 AM

*quotes whole post*


Gumball 08-29-2006 08:27 AM

sending off to the college bound in the family :lol:

toastedoats 08-29-2006 08:28 AM


SSE14U24ME 08-29-2006 10:23 AM

Hey, I think I may be a college student :shock: A lot of that applies to me :lol:

BonneMeMN 08-29-2006 12:50 PM

Completely incomplete, it doesn't mention anything about iPods or cell phones..

And Aimster? Cmon that was a while ago :lol:

jwakamud 08-29-2006 12:51 PM

Re: this is for all you NEW college students....its true too

Originally Posted by its840
35. Dishes smell after days of piling up.

so thats what that smell was. i just thought my deodorant was bad.

if i dont remember eating something dark green/black and slightly fuzzy, should i be alarmed that its on my dishes?

96bonniessei 08-29-2006 01:17 PM

I agree with every single one, except 48.....everyone is always nice at UNL.

nagel79 08-29-2006 06:01 PM

51. make friends with your RA, he's most likely the only one over 21 on your floor

Gumball 08-29-2006 06:03 PM

Cody, pay attention to the list above :D

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