Do Your Part!
06-19-2004, 10:00 AM
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Do Your Part!
Mark you calendars for this Saturday!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday, at 4pm Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves outside in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban statement. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday, at 4pm Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves outside in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban statement. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Yeah right! I don't think so unless ALL you men are wearing nothing but thongs.
06-21-2004, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Yeah right! I don't think so unless ALL you men are wearing nothing but thongs.
06-21-2004, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Miami
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Yeah right! I don't think so unless ALL you men are wearing nothing but thongs.
06-21-2004, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Miami
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Yeah right! I don't think so unless ALL you men are wearing nothing but thongs.
06-21-2004, 09:05 PM
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Well I printed this earlier this morning and took it to work. We dont think we have any terrorists but we're all willing to do our part.
I'm doing pork ribs and drinkin 'canadian', together we can win
I'm doing pork ribs and drinkin 'canadian', together we can win
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