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Old 03-01-2006, 09:09 PM
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by
herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Blonde: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Blonde: "No, they open."
Old 03-01-2006, 09:12 PM
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man wonders to himself... wahts this girls name and wheres this bar at...
Old 03-01-2006, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jwakamud
man wonders to himself... wahts this girls name and wheres this bar at...
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thats a very common disease for blondes
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Originally Posted by wjcollier07
thats a very common disease for blondes
:? ........
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I am a blonde.........

Originally Posted by wjcollier07
thats a very common disease for blondes


I would run and hide if I were you!!!!
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Originally Posted by PontiacMom
I am a blonde.........

Originally Posted by wjcollier07
thats a very common disease for blondes


I would run and hide if I were you!!!!
Mom has spoken...all men go into hiding Now.... I SAID NOW lol
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Funny thing is that I got it from the people I work for. I rarely see them, but get these jokes all the time. Oh did I mention that it is a woman that sends me these jokes. I also get funny commercials sent to me too. I usually have to empty out my inbox while out of town cause she fills it up with jokes.
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The joke was very funny....it was the comment made after....not so funny
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