40 things every drunk should do before he dies.
 

A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments.

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-04...-40-things.htm

:oops: I'm embarrassed by how many of those I have done in the past. There are quite a few I didn't do tho.

And again, I must demand proof on some of those.... ;)

You can ask my son. He can recall me coming in at 3am with a full Long Island Ice Tea and trashed off my arse. Or when he found out I went out with my boyfriend shopping for Christmas trees wearing only my long leather jacket and a pair of boots (Chicago winter) :twisted: . Jeff could tell you a few stories about some of my escapades. But the "good" ones I'll keep to my memories ;)

:shock:

Tracy...

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