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Old 04-20-2007, 08:02 PM   #1
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Women think they already know everything, but waitÖtraining courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your ProblemÖNot His

20. Dancing: Why Men Donít Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only





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9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
That lesson is called "With-hold" and I'd rather hear the nagging than go without. LMAO

You also missed "Basic programming I - Setting the VCR and Microwave clock."
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Funny, I was thinking that was my favorite one.
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24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
chapter 2: . . . but not together.
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Thanks for reminding me to check my daughter'* oil level.
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Oh Johnny boy. Those are quite humorous indeed. I'm sure there are some women who would get offended by them but it looks like the ladies here have taken it all in stride. I leave for a few days and I come back to find this.

I know a lot of these would fit several men I know as well. I will be sure to pass this along to them

I would like to address some of them though:

Some of them are not quite accurate.
What woman has never given their man the silent treatment?
PMS isn't our problem because we know what to expect... it is the men that should live in fear ,
I would put my driving skills/backing skills/parallel parking skills up against any mans, any day of the week.
Women don't nag..we b i t c h- get it right
And to get what we want we don't have to b i t c h... we use sex to get what we want.

There. That should clear up any misconceived notions you may have. And if that didn't work for you there is always....
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And she stilll couldn't shut up...lol

<~~~ running in fear.....(I'd drive..but my car is sleeping off a bad hangover)
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How'* this.....???

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...And to get what we want we don't have to b i t c h... we use sex to get what we want.
See .. I told ya so, LMAO
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