25 Things Women Don’t Know
04-20-2007, 07:02 PM
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25 Things Women Don’t Know
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Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem…Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem…Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
04-20-2007, 07:26 PM
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Re: 25 Things Women Don’t Know
I respectfully request you remove the following:
That lesson is called "With-hold" and I'd rather hear the nagging than go without. LMAO
You also missed "Basic programming I - Setting the VCR and Microwave clock."
Originally Posted by MOS95B
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
You also missed "Basic programming I - Setting the VCR and Microwave clock."
04-22-2007, 11:20 PM
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Oh Johnny boy. Those are quite humorous indeed. I'm sure there are some women who would get offended by them but it looks like the ladies here have taken it all in stride. I leave for a few days and I come back to find this.
I know a lot of these would fit several men I know as well. I will be sure to pass this along to them
I would like to address some of them though:
Some of them are not quite accurate.
What woman has never given their man the silent treatment?
PMS isn't our problem because we know what to expect... it is the men that should live in fear
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I would put my driving skills/backing skills/parallel parking skills up against any mans, any day of the week.
Women don't nag..we b i t c h- get it right
And to get what we want we don't have to b i t c h... we use sex to get what we want.
There. That should clear up any misconceived notions you may have. And if that didn't work for you there is always....
:P
I know a lot of these would fit several men I know as well. I will be sure to pass this along to them
I would like to address some of them though:
Some of them are not quite accurate.
What woman has never given their man the silent treatment?
PMS isn't our problem because we know what to expect... it is the men that should live in fear
, I would put my driving skills/backing skills/parallel parking skills up against any mans, any day of the week.
Women don't nag..we b i t c h- get it right
And to get what we want we don't have to b i t c h... we use sex to get what we want.
There. That should clear up any misconceived notions you may have. And if that didn't work for you there is always....
:P
<~~~ running in fear.....(I'd drive..but my car is sleeping off a bad hangover)
