How I Killed the Pizza Man
03-01-2003, 03:53 PM
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How I Killed the Pizza Man
So, I'm driving on Woodward Avenue (in Birmingham) after seeing a movie. So me and this red Ford Escort (from about 90-97, not really sure) stop at a light. I stop kinda hard and rev the engine. The guy in the Escort, with a Pizza add thing on the top of his car, looks at me and gets the idea. I don't even bother to put my 92 SE in the high rpm drive, because i don't wanna even waste gass on this pizza head. Click, the light turns green and boom, I'm steppin down and 0.5 secends later I about a car length in front of this Escort. I beat him to the next light of course and he'* done. 
One question though, my Bonnie ain't no sports car. So was the delivery guy even trying, or can my car beat that Ford?
Either way my the Champaign-Granny was riding pretty high after that.
One question though, my Bonnie ain't no sports car. So was the delivery guy even trying, or can my car beat that Ford?
Either way my the Champaign-Granny was riding pretty high after that.
03-01-2003, 04:02 PM
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HELL YEAH!!!!!! 
I thought so. Still, its good to have a kill under with Mrs. Champaign. I especially like that I got to emberass those guys who make such shitty pizza. 
I thought so. Still, its good to have a kill under with Mrs. Champaign. I especially like that I got to emberass those guys who make such shitty pizza.
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