My cars and some info is in the introduction section. But first of all I think you for letting me be part of your community. I won't say "you'll be sorry" but you might, LOL. Anywho. Since this board is big on Bonnevilles I have a song for ya. A little wierd I know but I like to rewrite songs for fun. So I rewrote "Fat Bottom Girls". I'll give it to ya with a link to a video, Click on it and listen to it as you read my new lyrics. Hey, if you don't like it tell me and I'll never bring one up agaiin.

Fat bottom girls QUEEN

Fat Bonnevilles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Arrrrre--- you gunna to drive me home tonight?
Parrrrrrk--- next to our fav-o-rite street light
Arrrrrre--- you going to let it all hang out ?
Fat Bonnevilles
You make the cruising world go round

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew good cars from bad
But my DAD told me to drive fat Pontiacs
So I bought a big bad Bonnie
She is oh so fat not scrawnny
Heap big Bonnie-- you made a fat boy out a me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been cruising in my Bonnie
Cruised the city cruised the levy
I seen many hopped up hoopties on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of stale after a while
Take me to them ol' fat Bonnies everytime.

C'mon
Ohhhhh- lets hear your engine purr tonight
Ohhhhh--show them all your bright taillights
Ohhh--and you give it all you got
Fat Bonnevilles you make the cruising world go round
Fat Bonnevilles you make the cruising world go round

Hey Listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beautiy queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Big fat Bonnie you done made a fat man o' me

Now get this
Ohhh--lets hear your engine purr tonight
Ohhhhh--show them all your bright taillights
Arrrrrre--- you going to let it all hang out ?
Fat Bonnevilles you make the cruising world go round yeah
Fat Bonnevilles you make the cruising world go round

Get in your cars and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat Bonnevilles
Fat bonnevilles
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright cruise 'em, c'mon
Fat Bonnevilles-yes yes

Anywho it'* fun for me. Mark L

Cool.. we can appreciate that! Now make a video of u performing the song.. And we will let u stay. Just Kidding. Welcome to the site

Very original, Far better then I could have done.

I second the need of a performance : )

Welcome to the forum!

Last thing the world needs is another ugly old performer. I'll let me cars "RAP" for me. Heh. But thanks for the boost in moral. Mark L

I should have added. I've rewitten several songs to automotive themes but mostly geared (pun) to Pontiacs. Theres a god band down here that my son used to play for. I'm tempted to have them try a couple of them and record them for a CD. I just don't know all the legal ramifications to rewriting songs and don't know if my retirement income can cover the loss if it tanks. Damn recession. Mark L

Got my favorite one I'll post.

Top Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0oaG...layer_embedded

Revin' on the two step
Listen to that turbo roar
Finger on the trans-brake
Beggin' you to let 'er go
Now you're in the turbo zone

Right into the turbo zone

Comin' off the transbrake
Feeling all that torque explode
Your Front end jumpin' off the track
And pullin' hard against the deck

Now you're in the turbo zone
It'll take you
Right into the turbo zone

You'll never know what she will do unless you push her to the red line on the boost
You never know what she can do Until you twist her up as far as she will go

I can hear her singing
It'* right where she wants to be
The higher on the boost
The better the ET will be

Now you're in the turbo zone
Gunna take you
Right into the turbo zone

Now you're in the turbo zone

Right into the turbo zone

Now you're in the turbo zone
Gonna take you
Right into the turbo zone

Now you're in the turbo zone
Right into the turbo zone

Now you're in the turbo zone
Gonna take you
Right into the turbo zone
Right into the turbo zone

Right into the turbo zone

Mark L

If you're a Pontiac nut like me then you hate GM now for cutting off both Oldsmobile and Pontiac.

So if you're me you rewrite a song about GM.

Iron Maiden Run to the hills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18k0...eature=related

My version----Pontiacs live

G-Ms game’* insane to me
They brought us pain and misery
They killed our cars they killed our breed
They killed our name for their own need

We fought them hard we fought them well
Out on the roads we gave them hell
But Chev-ro-let has won you see
Chief Pon-ti-ac has been set free

Building more horsepower each passing day
Thumping them bad on the street
Chasing the Chevies back to their holes
Beating them at their own game
GM got greedy, a stab in the back
G-M are cowards, they killed Pontiac

Pont-ti-acs live, they will not die
Pont-ti-acs live, they will not die

GM’* rife with stupid wastes
Killing and dropping our name
Stealing our future and fueling our hate
Will never stop Pontiacs fame
We’re getting stronger and making them sweat
We’ll do it ourselves, we’ll NEVER FORGET




Pont-ti-acs live, they will not die
(repeat to end)


Mark L.

Dang it wish I had speakers to listen to the Queen one. I'm singing the lyrics in my head right now and it sounds epic lol

Why that didn't work???

Try this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18k0...eature=related

Mark L