I'm with you on the white Bonneville curse. My first car was a white '88, it was over 10 years old when I started driving it. Had a CB radio and some other crap the idiot before me installed that would drain the battery in a matter of hours. It took about 3 months to get all that out and for me to trust the car. Hundreds of dollars in parts later, including a new radiator in the college parking lot, it was on the road.
One night, a ninja tree whipped out a giant electromagnet as I was driving around a curve, and sucked my car in. I had a tree shaped dent in the middle of the hood :p Still have the engine, and I think a few random parts.
That car was evil! The back doors wouldn't open all the time unless you kicked them, then one day I managed to put my foot through the outer sheet metal
What a rust bucket
I had a white 4 door Buick Century, too. That got rear ended. I stay FAR away from white 4 door vehicles now :P