...to avoid being trampled by them.
You said a mouthful there alright...
You know how vicious those deer can be, don't you??? Sure.... They make all these propaganda films, like "Bambi" and such to make you think they're nothing more than harmless little vegetarians, but at night they come out and attack your sheep and cattle and small children with their sharpened hooves and teeth. They're evil....evil, I say...mark my words.
Here'* a little tidbit you should know:
The white tail deer'* genus is Odocoileus and its species is virginanus. They are mostly found in North and Central America and in northern sections of South America. You will find them usually in forests, swamps, and woodlands. When they are out traveling they normally travel in groups of three. Some similar species to the white tail deer are the mule deer, elk, woodland caribou, moose, and the pronghorn.
Odocoileus virginanus - sounds innoucuos enough doesn't it? Virginanus my a$$. Those aren't just antlers you know. Those are devil'* horns. Their phornicophony goes on at all hours of the day, don't you know.
If we are to save this country, they must all be eliminated (or at least turned into venison steaks for my consumption).
And notice how it mentions that they normally travel in groups of three. Much like wolves, they travel and hunt in packs. Nobody ever thinks to blame the "cute little deer" when looking for vicious killers....
Mike: 1997 SE w/ 183K, aka White Horse
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