Shoot. That reminds me of brewing beer with a buddy of mine a few years ago. We were talking about the first batch we brewed together, which he called "Apocolypse Brau". (That'* trademarked, by the way...)
Anyhow, it was pretty strong, and really hoppy, and made you expel gas from every opening. We were a little lit, and someone came up with the idea of an anal muffler; available in different tones, from silent for business or social occasions, to "La Cucaracha" for those that liked to make an entrance...