A fairy tale for women
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A fairy tale for women
Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freakin think so.
THE END
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freakin think so.
THE END
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Re: A fairy tale for women
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
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Re: A fairy tale for women
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
BILL!!!
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Re: A fairy tale for women
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
Well you notice that there is NO knight in shining armor to be the hero because that is pure fallacy!
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Re: A fairy tale for women
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
Well you notice that there is NO knight in shining armor to be the hero because that is pure fallacy!
Oh, wait. Different spelling....