Why we split up.....
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, and, I'd have to quit.
Then, I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150.00 for a cut and color, $30.00 for a manicure, $40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins, $300.00 on
clothes, and, $600.00 for a gym membership. I asked how come I had to give up stuff, and, she didn't. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that'* what the beer was for.
I don't think she'* coming back.