Check out counter
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery
store was very
surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said,
Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you?" look,
remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his
figured she had made a mistake and Apologized.
"Look," she said, "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you,
you were the father of one of my children." That said, she
walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the
hell is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep
track of who
fathers her children! "
Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he
MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when
he was in
college, perhaps he did father her child!
He hurried from the store and caught her in the parking lot
"Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got
and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of
No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
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