Two ladies talking in heaven
11-06-2008, 06:18 PM
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Two ladies talking in heaven
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy &finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic &searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
&checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, &finally I became so exhausted that
I just keeled over with a heart attack &died.
1 st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy &finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic &searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
&checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, &finally I became so exhausted that
I just keeled over with a heart attack &died.
1 st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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