To whomever sent over the snow
I thank you, however I noticed that there wasn't enough to stick. I suspect it was a northerner growing jealous of our lovely weather in these part, and I don't blame them one bit. I want snow. Lots and lots of snow. I want to make it in to work because I have a massive FWD car, or even better, because my friend owns a lifted Jeep. So if you could send us more of your wrath, I thank you in advance.
The poor guy in the south.