Husband store
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Husband store
Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Canada
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you open the door to any floor you may choose a man
from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building. So a woman
goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the
sign and says to herself, "Well, that'* better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what'* further up?" So up
she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
woman remarks to herself, "That'* great, but I wonder
what'* further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking. Hmmm, better" she says. "But I
wonder what'* upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking and help with the housework. Wow!"
exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must
be more, further up!" And again she heads up another
flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Canada
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you open the door to any floor you may choose a man
from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building. So a woman
goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the
sign and says to herself, "Well, that'* better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what'* further up?" So up
she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
woman remarks to herself, "That'* great, but I wonder
what'* further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking. Hmmm, better" she says. "But I
wonder what'* upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking and help with the housework. Wow!"
exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must
be more, further up!" And again she heads up another
flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day!
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