the ideas you get in the bathroom are the best!
02-10-2006, 01:09 AM
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the ideas you get in the bathroom are the best!
picture this:
youre sitting on the toilet, deeply interested in your Summit Racing catalog, Outdoor Life magazine, or perhaps even a Musicians Friend mag...for some of us its the only time we ever read...good ol #2
Then theres that horrible splash! and as we all know, all toilet water, regardless of country, creed,race, economic status or what have you, is kept at a balmy 33 degrees fahrenheit....this splash can create a sensation on the backside that is well.....chilling.
so my idea is......*drumroll* heated toilet water!
and im not even drunk
youre sitting on the toilet, deeply interested in your Summit Racing catalog, Outdoor Life magazine, or perhaps even a Musicians Friend mag...for some of us its the only time we ever read...good ol #2
Then theres that horrible splash! and as we all know, all toilet water, regardless of country, creed,race, economic status or what have you, is kept at a balmy 33 degrees fahrenheit....this splash can create a sensation on the backside that is well.....chilling.
so my idea is......*drumroll* heated toilet water!
and im not even drunk
02-10-2006, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by harofreak00
i like the cool splash
02-10-2006, 01:18 AM
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this splash can create a sensation on the backside that is well.....chilling.
I told my friend that and he used to much tp it clogged the toilet (atleast I hope it was the tp) so use caution with this mod.Ed
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the tp is not an option, unfortuneately i have a reputation to be able to clog just about any toilet anywhere simply out of sheer volume.....its sad i know....thats the first thing i did on senior trip last year, we had been at the hotel like 10 mins and i was looking for a plunger....hey id been packin that one in for like 10 hours what do you expect?
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Heated toilet water is very easy to do actually.. just switch your toilet from using the cold water line, to the hot.
My neighbor'* house was hooked up that way on accident and they ended up leaving it that way. 
What are you doing, sh*tting bricks man? lol. I don't have that "splash" problem. Anyways.. this is the most odd conversation we've had on BC yet I think.
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Originally Posted by Custom88
Heated toilet water is very easy to do actually.. just switch your toilet from using the cold water line, to the hot.
My neighbor'* house was hooked up that way on accident and they ended up leaving it that way. What are you doing, sh*tting bricks man? lol. I don't have that "splash" problem. 
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Originally Posted by LittleHoov
the tp is not an option, unfortuneately i have a reputation to be able to clog just about any toilet anywhere simply out of sheer volume.....its sad i know....thats the first thing i did on senior trip last year, we had been at the hotel like 10 mins and i was looking for a plunger....hey id been packin that one in for like 10 hours what do you expect?
If you were at your girlfriends parents house for the first time and that happened. In the upstairs bathroom.
Walk out and say - "If bigger is better, then I just **** a masterpiece."
I once took a pee and it clogged the toilet. I don't know WHAT caused that.
You know what really bites is having to use public toilets, and there is no stall door.
You sit there, try to take care of business, and someone walks in and does not notice you there for a few seconds. "Uhhh, I am sorry"
