Ok, in all seriousness, I think of all the eggs I've eaten, I'd have to rank them in this order for flavor:
1. Quail. Small, takes quite a few, but WOW.
2. I'm with Ryan on free-range chicken eggs. I can tell the difference.
3. Genetically enhanced grocery eggs.
4. Duck eggs.
5. Dinosaur eggs.
6. Turkey eggs (YUCK).