What'* the matter old timer
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What'* the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."