With severe apologies to Toby Kieth (and y'all)

We Love Our Cars

We got winners; we got losers;
Chain smokers and boozers.
An' we got yuppies; we got bikers;
An' we got, thirsty hitchhikers.
And the girls some times dress up like movie stars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, We love our cars.
We got cowboys; we got truckers;
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got post ******; we got fighters;
Early birds and all nighters.
And the veterans talk about their battle scars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, We love our cars.

I love this bar,
It'* got a 3 point 8.
Just sittin in the front seat,
Puts a big smile on our face.
To work or the bar; it'* not too far.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, We love our cars.

I've seen short skirts; we've got high-techs;
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers;
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, We love our cars, yes we do!

I like old trucks, (I like old trucks),
An' I like my girlfriend, (I like my girlfriend),
I like to take her out to dinner;
I like a movie now and then:

But I love my car,
It'* got a 3 point 8.
Just cruisin' around the home town,
Puts a big smile on my face.
To school or the park; it'* not too far.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this car.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love this ol' car. [/i]