I have 2 actually. both true sad to say...
1. While standing in front of the light bulb aisle at Lowes "Can you tell me where the light bulbs are at sir"?
2.While selling a Dewalt 14.4 cordless drill to a guy " So where do you plug it in"?
I don't work there anymore. It was a summer gig many years ago and I am sure I was about to get fired anyhow for calling a customer a moron.
Being a person thats worked for lowes for 5+ years( i keep trying to leave, they just keep bribing me with better pay), i delt with that all the time. and of course, the standard retail "do you work here?", with my vest on. i deal with stupid or annoying questions daily, im the pluming sales specialist there.