Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Once a guy asked me if my legs were tired because I'd been running through his mind all night
response: "There'* a reason I didn't stop. Now look that way and don't talk."
i have one comment which was the stupidest ever, and one question. first the question because i cant remember the comment yet.
i work in shoes. i was working in the exact middle of the shoes department (okay, maybe a few feet to the left), a customer walks up to me and asks me, "Do you have shoes here?" i couldnt recover quickly enough, so an "Are you serious?" actually escaped my lips before i could stop it. luckily she wasnt offended. maybe she realised how stupid the question was when i looked at the fixture i was working on in seemingly utter confusion.
the stupidest comment ever was, upon hearing that i live in oklahoma, "Wow. i could never live in oklahoma. i dont even know where to begin making a teepee." yes, because i have DSL running to my teepee.