"....may I see your ID?"
Usually it'* from someone who is young enough to be my kid.
This isn't a question, but it was a pretty funny answer. Ditchboy'* girlfriend was telling me about the foreign students she works with at the local 6 Flags amusement park. She was saying there were a bunch people Russia, and that they came here to work during the summer because they could make so much more money. She went into great details telling how poor these people were, their living conditions, etc.
So, I asked her, "...if they are so poor, then how did they get over here?"
Her reply , "...by plane"
I kid you not...she is not even blonde, but ...well....yea...