i was coming out of the gas station purchasing a large brain freeze and this kid that had to be no more then eleventeen and with a ciggerrette in his ear rode up to me and said
excuse me sir can you help me out and go to the store for me
i said no but i will watch your bike while you go
he said no its not that i need a pack of newport box 100'* for my dad
i said sorry kid but if i buy you these cigerrettes then i might aswell go home and give my 4 yr old daughter a cigar.
he laughed and said no they are for my mom i told you she is home sick and cant come out.
so i then said where do you live i will go and buy them and take them to her so i dont get in any trouble for giving them to you.
he then said no thanks i did'nt think you were a nice guy anyway and then he drove off on his bike......
man o man i went home and almost peed myself telling this to my wife......