What a weekend, Kind of a kill. (long rant)
As my buddy Dave says.. "only you BOB"
I guess this could be listed in the kills, Sat I'm in PA He and I went to the state run gun range and stopped to get a slice of pizza on the way home.
Rolling out and the shopping ctr I had to pass a POS '80s import parked in the firelane and 1/4th in the travel lane. I do my roll by with horn.. THACK!
did I hit him? Dave: yea took his mirroe clean off. I stopped looked and it was 2ft in front of his car. Dave feels the mirror on the '00 SSEi and says it'* fine not a scratch. F-it I turn around and go back and this asshat comes running up screaming "wtf, you hit, get over and, "are your a lunatick" haha-YEA duh" I yell back WTF you parked in the "no parking" fire lane I was picking up my GF-I did bother to ask if she wears break-out boots. He yells some more,
I finaly tell him to move out of my ******* way so I can park.
I park, Dave tell me to have fun he'* staying here, I call out as the ***** he is. (not the first time he'* wimped out on me- and I was standing up for him @ the time) I have him open the glove box the get out my paper work.
Asshat is walking up to the car still pissed off and puffing out his chest. I look @ Dave- "OK time for this guy to STFU and calm down" I POP THE TRUNK! (2 rilfes 2 pistols not all cased and a ammo can) Guy walks up looks in mudders a damm under his breath and for some reason he STFU and let us take care of things like men. Plus I'm a head taller and had a 3 day beard by then. He lets me write down the info and does not even look @ it. ( yea the thought had crossed my mind- but why) He goes and calls the cops! HAHAHA like they bother (no one hurt priv prop damage is small change) and I yell make sure you let them know where you where parked! As soon As I said that I hear him tell them "sorry I wasted your time" hahahahah!
I have yet to hear from the Ins co and when they do call to comfirm-It'* going to take me a few days to call them back. Let him think about parking there again. Dave and I buffed out the scuff on my mirror in less than 30 sec! Guy tried to give me his info I blew him off- no you did not do **** to my car!
Pabst Blue Ribbon: The beer that built America, and then subsequently destroyed it in a domestic dispute.