Job Opening in Alaska
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Job Opening in Alaska
Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200 per hour
Qualifications: Must be fast on your feet!
Isn't it comforting to know, that when you are about to
become a bear'* breakfast, your buddy is standing there
taking pictures? " Hay, I'm here for you buddy. Honest."
Salary: $200 per hour
Qualifications: Must be fast on your feet!
Isn't it comforting to know, that when you are about to
become a bear'* breakfast, your buddy is standing there
taking pictures? " Hay, I'm here for you buddy. Honest."
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The bear is taller than he is. Ever been to the Anchorage Airport? There is a stuffed Polar Bear in the lobby. We make a nice snack.
There are only two animals that hunt man as a food source and the Polar Bear is one of them.
There are only two animals that hunt man as a food source and the Polar Bear is one of them.
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I'd take the job, but if I lived through something like that with my buddy taking the pictures instead of grabbing a gun..... He wouldn't live to long afterwards.
If you run from a bear, that makes them chase you though.......
You see how the bear didnt even want to damage it? Even a polar bear is smart enough not to mess with a man'* ford.
It'* skull is a little better than twice as thick as ours..... Plus, they get mean when they get provoked.
It'* skull is a little better than twice as thick as ours..... Plus, they get mean when they get provoked.