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Old 10-16-2002, 11:43 PM
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Me= 1994 SSE modified to hell called the "DareDevil"
Newest member to my car club= 2000 Hyundia Elantra modified like a typical ricer called "The Angry Bee"

Let me start off with whats in this "Bee":
1.) Lights lights and more lights! Under the hood? Yes. LEDs on the license plate? Yes. Neons eluminate entire floor of interior? Yes. Lights make the grill glow in the dark? Yes.
2.) Big Magnaflow coffee can
3.) Performance Throttle Body
4.) B&M short shifter
5.) Nightshade on taillights
6.) Large Carbon Fiber Wing
7.) Tint all the way around
8.) CAI
And much more I can't recall.

So whats it like to ride around the city in this thing? FUN!

I wouldn't ever think I would say it, but its oh so true.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no closet ricer and I have no intensions of modifing my Bonnie with a wing er somethin like that, but this was a whole other world!

People stare like hell. They turn their heads and glare at you, young and old. Kids pull up next to you and rev their engines like hell. Cops look sternly as they pass by. Drivers like to tail-gate you. Its a car that can actually take turns without spattering you to the windshield. You constantly feel your chest vibrate from the buzzing exhaust.

Me and this newest club member had a great time I must say. Messin' with people buzzin around town like two kids on a sugar high.

This all taught me a lesson: There are good ricers. Ricers who know how to have a good time, be sensible, and drive fast only when truely 'safe'. They arn't all bad, and its too easy to disrespect every one that you see pass by. Getting too dramatic for ya? Good....something to think about.
Old 10-16-2002, 11:46 PM
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Go wash that filth off of yourself!

You should be ASHAMED.
Old 10-16-2002, 11:51 PM
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Go drink some more beer will, lol

I'm far from rice, dont worry bud
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Never will ride in rice, too afraid someone might recognize me in it!
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Quick! Get him the Ricer Anti-Venom.
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Originally Posted by Bigfunkytown
Quick! Get him the Ricer Anti-Venom.
*injecting Anti-Ricer Venom in Allmatige'* veins through IV*
Old 11-03-2002, 08:25 AM
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OMG! he'* fallen and bumped his head~ he'* mentally unstable~~ please someone help this poor guy!!
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humm that or a Geo metro would be the car I have to drive if I go to hell.
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Sounds great! I feel a need to trash my 75 Chevy K-10, and immediatly trade my 2001 SSEi for an Audi. Feeling woozy, must maintain. HELP, HELP, MayDAY! Going down!

NOT!

Someone get this boy a beer and put him upright. Stand him in the corner with sand in his boots so he looks right. Play a few country songs so everyone thinks he'* OK then quietly take him out the back door!
If you're lucky, no one will notice.
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"No. . .**** no man! I believe you get your *** kicked for saying something like that "


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