lol or how about this one??
letting a (now ex) bf drive your car because you feel sick, and then when he turns to go into a parking lot at night, he turns into the wrong driveway, has his neck bent back for a MUSTANG (of all pieces of #@%$#....or maybe it was a girl?) and HITS THE HUGE *** ISLAND at like 20kms...so pop goes the rim and i was driving the wheel upside down to go straight for the rest of the ride
bent a strut, rim, new ball bearing....needless to say it was the first and last time he ever drove it. Poor Wood was only 1 month old to me then...as(*&%