Originally Posted by Jim W
As he drives away, I mention, my floor mats are faster then his car
(I'll have to remember that one....)
I do have a really funny quote/comment... but it requires telling a story... enjoy
My friend Ryan is driving my gf Jen home and another friend.
I get a phone call like 10mins after they leave.... it'* Jen.
Ryan hit a giant piece of wood on the highway and blew a tire. Jen doesn't think Ryan can handle it.
So I drive out.... good thing they warned me about the wood, otherwise I would have hit it for sure too....
It'* like 11:30pm... cold.. and **** pouring rain.
I pull up behind Ryans car... he'* out trying to change the tire.
I notice that he'* only about 50ft from going under an overpass (the highway he just came off of).
I asked him... "Why didn't you pull under the overpass so that we won't get wet?"
His reponse... "I didn't want to ruin the tire" (I hope he mean't rim)
I said... "But it'* only like 50ft?" He just stares at me.
Ok.. alright... he'* already got the jack under the car, and the tire is completely flat.
The two girls are currently still in his car.... I suggest they go wait in mine, so we can jack it up easier, and safer.
Ryan jacks it up and I goto get the spare out of the trunk.
Ryan looses the lugnuts and.... here it comes....
... trys to peel the tire off the rim with his hands.....
I asked him "What are you trying to do??"
He said "take the tire off.. why?"
I said... "no no.. we have to take the rim off and put the spare on"
He said ..."oh.. I thought you just take the tire off... I thought that black rim was to hold the shape of the spare tire"
I wasn't sure if I should smack him... or fall over laughing....