We'll booby trap the path with road salt and all your tanks, trucks and cars will rot and rust even before you get to Toronto
and stealth ?? well.. they're just big ducks for the shooting.. I think Americans should worry about their multi-billion highly sophisticated bomb getting messed up cause they 5 cents to the programmer that forgot to convert Miles to KM.. and hittin themselves and killin more Americans then Canadians can
Quick.. Grab your Touque.. pack your Kraft Dinner.. arm the snowball !!! We're going to war !!!
We don't need a big military cause of 2 reasons. Everyone loves Canadians ( I"ve travelled and know first hand ). Secondly, we are so multi-cultured that anyone who wants to invade risk hurting their relatives here.. come on.. everyone has relatives in Canada, that would be like bombing your own house or cuttin off your nose to spite your face.. hee hee..
P.*. They're coming up cause they know we have the best coffee then that Columbian crap... TIMMIES FOREVER !!