Wow you guys are nothing like the day crew.
11-18-2006, 07:43 PM
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Wow you guys are nothing like the day crew.
I come back from 4-5 hours away and the same BS is still on the top of the page.
didnt anybody send you a good joke.Today
a funny punch line. Today
a xxx site you wish you could post here.Today (don't)
a stupid limrerick.Today
a dumbass video. Today
a funny pic. Today
someboday make me laugh.
I need a good laugh. :P
didnt anybody send you a good joke.Today
a funny punch line. Today
a xxx site you wish you could post here.Today (don't)
a stupid limrerick.Today
a dumbass video. Today
a funny pic. Today
someboday make me laugh.
I need a good laugh. :P
11-18-2006, 07:53 PM
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Look in the mirror.... Hahaha
JK Umm ok Here: PG13 http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf
JK Umm ok Here: PG13 http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf
11-18-2006, 08:51 PM
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All you had to do was ask! 
Jail Break
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he'* in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept
any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong,
honey. I love you, too."
Jail Break
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he'* in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept
any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong,
honey. I love you, too."
11-18-2006, 09:07 PM
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A woman is in the bedroom with the door closed.
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
11-18-2006, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
A woman is in the bedroom with the door closed.
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
see now that makes me laugh
11-18-2006, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumball
Originally Posted by dbeast420
A woman is in the bedroom with the door closed.
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
see now that makes me laugh
still funny though.