A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Oooh! That is funny! I've been told recently that my guardian angels have to work overtime with me.

Victoria'* Secret Angel Collection ain't the same as a Guardian Angel, Tracey

You are so funny! I have a keychain that says "Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly" and that is so true with me. I sometimes picture my guardian angel holding on to the car for dear life. LOL

maybe everyone will see this one

I think your pic is cookie based. I couldn't see it til I did the RtClick>Properties and Copy/Paste!! Well worth the effort, tho! That there'* funny!!

I tossed another one up there, maybe they can see that one.