Just got notified of a new Virus...
06-10-2005, 02:09 PM
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Just got notified of a new Virus...
Do you have this virus?
The silent pandemic....
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update 05-05-05 :
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application
The silent pandemic....
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update 05-05-05 :
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application
06-10-2005, 08:02 PM
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Think I got it around Monday afternoon............
It caused a 54.5 hr attack this week,Also seems like Friday afternoon is a good remedy for this virus too!!!!!
It caused a 54.5 hr attack this week,Also seems like Friday afternoon is a good remedy for this virus too!!!!!
06-10-2005, 09:08 PM
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i start my new gov't contracted helicopter mechanic position next monday... let me tell ya, after getting vaccinated for everything in 10 years of military service, just as a precaution, i think i'll be on "Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy" for the entire week just to be sure i don't give it to my co-workers 
cheers & still lookin for the cure,
mac
cheers & still lookin for the cure,
mac
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