Wow, I sure hope that was acted out, because if not, he needs to be hung from a tree by his ankles and beaten silly.
I knew a kid like that before, he was literally serious. He thought a CAI and muffler on his civic added "50hp". He'* like "I swear man, I can feel it" And I'm like "How do you know what 50hp gain feels like? Try about 8-10HP at the most, if not even that."