Violence in Iraq will end tomorrow.
09-11-2007, 12:29 PM
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Violence in Iraq will end tomorrow.
Probably a repost, but worth revisiting.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The Alabama, Arkansas, NW Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-up trucks or country music.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
The Alabama, Arkansas, NW Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-up trucks or country music.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
09-11-2007, 12:55 PM
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Bush gets a call 2 hours later -
"Sir, all the troops we sent from the south are all dead. Some Iraqi told them that there were moon pies, beef jerky, and beer down in a hole, needless to say, they all fell into the hole and died."
Bush - MOON PIES..... WHERE?!?!?!?!!?!?
"Sir, all the troops we sent from the south are all dead. Some Iraqi told them that there were moon pies, beef jerky, and beer down in a hole, needless to say, they all fell into the hole and died."
Bush - MOON PIES..... WHERE?!?!?!?!!?!?
09-11-2007, 01:02 PM
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That'* good!
An interesting fact I heard while living in Michigan (late '90s), is that on opening day of deer season, Michigan deploys over 750,000 armed men into the woods.
This deployment takes less than a week and usually results in a kill ratio of near .60 (this is my estimate, based on numbers I knew of then).
An interesting fact I heard while living in Michigan (late '90s), is that on opening day of deer season, Michigan deploys over 750,000 armed men into the woods.
This deployment takes less than a week and usually results in a kill ratio of near .60 (this is my estimate, based on numbers I knew of then).
09-11-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonneville92V688
Bush gets a call 2 hours later -
"Sir, all the troops we sent from the south are all dead. Some Iraqi told them that there were moon pies, beef jerky, and beer down in a hole, needless to say, they all fell into the hole and died."
Bush - MOON PIES..... WHERE?!?!?!?!!?!?
"Sir, all the troops we sent from the south are all dead. Some Iraqi told them that there were moon pies, beef jerky, and beer down in a hole, needless to say, they all fell into the hole and died."
Bush - MOON PIES..... WHERE?!?!?!?!!?!?
09-11-2007, 01:55 PM
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I was going to say you forgot one more member...
I went looking for the pic of wren holding the gun and the bird (IIRC).... Sadly his website doesn't have it (or much) right now... 
I went looking for the pic of wren holding the gun and the bird (IIRC)....
Sadly his website doesn't have it (or much) right now...
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