Valentine'* Day pick-up lines
VALENTINE PICK-UP LINES:
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
Other things NOT to say:
Things NOT to say on your Valentine’* date:
*I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden…but could I borrow $500?
*Go ahead and Super size- I found extra change in the sofa today
*Something tells me that you’re special…but with my medication I can usually ignore it
*I don’t see my ex-girlfriend that much….thanks to the U.*. Dept of Justice
*I had a good time tonight. I’d love to see you in 6 to 8 months with good behavior
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!