Originally Posted by popatim
I LMAO at the cops one! And that soccer one near the end is just fantastic.
But being in one of these situations is harrowing, like the time the 18wheeler decided he wanted to be in my lane.. here I am 3/4 of the way under his trailer in 3/4'* of a heartbeat. Luckily my exit came up and I got out. Had he been going for that exit too I don't think I'd be here to type this.
I had a truck cut me off in heavy traffic on I-95 a few weeks ago. I was doing sixty, and he was doing about six; I swerved out of the way, and then decided to stop putting off fixing my endlinks.
A few years ago, I was celebrating a brand new set of tires with a nice
. At about ninety (so, about the same speed as everyone else), a truck cut me off. Slammed on the brakes, slowed down to forty almost instantly.
As kind as I am to truckers (flash to pass, never on the right, and get out of their way), they hate me sometimes.