Marriage
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Marriage
Before Marriage
john-Ah, at last. I can hardly wait!
jane-Do you want me to leave?
john-NO! Don't even think about it.
jane-Do you LOVE me?
john-Of COURSE. Always have and always will!
jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
john-No! Why are you even asking?
jane-Will you kiss me?
john-Every chance I get.
jane-Will you hit me?
john-HELL NO! Are you crazy?
jane-Can I trust you?
john-Yes!
jane-Darling
After marriage
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john-Ah, at last. I can hardly wait!
jane-Do you want me to leave?
john-NO! Don't even think about it.
jane-Do you LOVE me?
john-Of COURSE. Always have and always will!
jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
john-No! Why are you even asking?
jane-Will you kiss me?
john-Every chance I get.
jane-Will you hit me?
john-HELL NO! Are you crazy?
jane-Can I trust you?
john-Yes!
jane-Darling
After marriage
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#7
Ha, thats a good one right there
I got another good "after marriage" joke,
whats the difference between your job and your wife after 5 years?...
after 5 years, your job still sucks!
I got another good "after marriage" joke,
whats the difference between your job and your wife after 5 years?...
after 5 years, your job still sucks!
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Originally Posted by Peterg22000
whats the difference between your job and your wife after 5 years?...
after 5 years, your job still sucks!
after 5 years, your job still sucks!
WOW
but prolly true
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
That sounds just like the last days of my first one
Rather funny post!