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Old 04-24-2008, 02:36 PM
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Before Marriage

john-Ah, at last. I can hardly wait!
jane-Do you want me to leave?
john-NO! Don't even think about it.
jane-Do you LOVE me?
john-Of COURSE. Always have and always will!
jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
john-No! Why are you even asking?
jane-Will you kiss me?
john-Every chance I get.
jane-Will you hit me?
john-HELL NO! Are you crazy?
jane-Can I trust you?
john-Yes!
jane-Darling

After marriage

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Old 04-24-2008, 02:39 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


sounds likes a pure jerry springer show right there...
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thats funny as hell.




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thats too funny!
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That sounds just like the last days of my first one
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Ha, thats a good one right there

I got another good "after marriage" joke,


whats the difference between your job and your wife after 5 years?...
after 5 years, your job still sucks!
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Originally Posted by Peterg22000
whats the difference between your job and your wife after 5 years?...
after 5 years, your job still sucks!

WOW

but prolly true
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
That sounds just like the last days of my first one
Was just thinking that myself, actually

Rather funny post!
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