I thought this pretty funny..........
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that *he needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was *urprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, theywere financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which *howed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
*howed him certificates of deposits issuedBy the bank which were worthover $2 million,
and informed him that theywere one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained thatfor the more thanthree decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 Million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my Business!'
Thats when she shot Him