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Try not to laugh
Keeping the Preacher
If you don't get a chuckle out of this, go to the emergency room right
away - you may be dead and don't know it....enjoy...
The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants
him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says "If the
Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children!"
More sighs and loud appl ause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher
stays, I will give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say
that?"
Sadie'* 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his
wife replies "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said
'Screw the Preacher!' "
P.*. Isn't senility something else?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
If you don't get a chuckle out of this, go to the emergency room right
away - you may be dead and don't know it....enjoy...
The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants
him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says "If the
Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children!"
More sighs and loud appl ause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher
stays, I will give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say
that?"
Sadie'* 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his
wife replies "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said
'Screw the Preacher!' "
P.*. Isn't senility something else?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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