A Texan was doing his Christmas shopping in downtown San Antonio. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump!
"Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything in the stock market!"
"But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan. "She divorced me, took everything I had that was not in the stock market."
"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Texan. "They never call," said the man.
"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Texan. "Dead as doornails," said the man.
"Then remember the Alamo," yelled the Texan.
The man shouted, "What'* the Alamo?"
The Texan replied, "Jump you Yankee!"
1998 SE Midnight Blue Pearl
Gutted airbox, FRAM AirHog, removed MAF Screen, eBay clear corners, extended brake lights
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