Top Ten signs of a bad torque converter
11-21-2009, 10:53 AM
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Top Ten signs of a bad torque converter
10 - It'* found between an engine and transmisison which have the words "Daimler" or "Chrysler" cast in them somewhere;
#9 - Doesn't claim "Additional Oil" on Form 1299 with its tax return;
#8 - Your torque converter has been "balooned" more than Dick Cheney'* arteries;
#7 - When you're not looking, it crawls off the flexplate and takes twenty minute paid "breaks" on the input shaft;
#6 - You wake up in the morning and find your torque converter sleeping with your neighbor'* wife;
#5 - The lockup clutch has more "slop" than Madonna;
#4 - Your torque converter has been off on an Extacy binge for six days straight;
#3 - The hookers in Times Square tell you "We would, but we don't want to get caught with someone with a torque converter like yours.";
#2 - Sneaks out at night and holds up convenience stores for all the ATF they have on hand;
The Number 1 reason your torque converter is bad - Your torque converter has appeared twice on "America'* Most Wanted".
#9 - Doesn't claim "Additional Oil" on Form 1299 with its tax return;
#8 - Your torque converter has been "balooned" more than Dick Cheney'* arteries;
#7 - When you're not looking, it crawls off the flexplate and takes twenty minute paid "breaks" on the input shaft;
#6 - You wake up in the morning and find your torque converter sleeping with your neighbor'* wife;
#5 - The lockup clutch has more "slop" than Madonna;
#4 - Your torque converter has been off on an Extacy binge for six days straight;
#3 - The hookers in Times Square tell you "We would, but we don't want to get caught with someone with a torque converter like yours.";
#2 - Sneaks out at night and holds up convenience stores for all the ATF they have on hand;
The Number 1 reason your torque converter is bad - Your torque converter has appeared twice on "America'* Most Wanted".
11-21-2009, 10:57 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAhahahaha. Now that was funny. Maybe for me more than usual. I had a Mustang II with a very temperamental TC. We should add it to to the Chrysler comparison. It loved to crawl off the flexplate and played havoc with the input shaft seals many a time.
